What can I say about the Beetle Bar that hasn't been said about Afghanistan?

This place was once the center of civilization in Jaco. Now, a crappy dive bar with 3 lone patrons on a Saturday night. A couple of 40-something Dominican working girls trolled around outside, aggressively clinging onto passing gringos.

Pricey drinks, depressing music, big empty room. Nothing says festive like Bob Seger's 'Turn the page'.